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一個「隻」字引發的尷尬

2009-1-22 16:37| 發佈者: highyun| 查看: 9649| 評論: 2514|原作者: 西關原居民|來自: 本站討論區

  身邊一事:甲先生為乙女士好友。乙女士月前產下一子, 甲先生欲送禮相賀, 遂詢乙女士有何所需。乙女士笑答「奶粉」。甲先生即提議共赴超級市場購之。乙允。
  超市之內, 甲先生舉頭一望, 但見數種牌子奶粉擺於貨架, 轉身, 又詢乙女士:「BB中意食邊隻啊?」 卻見乙女士突然滿面通紅, 沉默良久, 低聲講出二字:「左邊」。
  甲先生不明所以。但稍一琢磨, 繼而哈哈大笑道:「我系問BB中意食邊隻牌子, 唔系問BB中意食邊隻’奶子’啊。」 又將兩手交叉於胸前, 再加一鬼臉。
  乙女士回過神來, 頓覺尷尬。但因其個性屬「戰鬥格」, 於是乎死頂:「我知道你講奶粉, 我亦冇答錯, 系貨架左邊嗰隻奶粉吖嘛。」 無奈甲先生亦屬戰鬥格, 鬚眉不讓巾幗, 繼續踩油:「系咩? 系你面前貨架左邊定系我面前貨架左邊啊? 哈哈哈…」
卒之, 乙女士惱羞成怒。出手, 交替戳甲先生左右胸, 厲聲道:「臭男人! 你左邊右邊都冇奶!」…
  粵語中, 「牌子」的量詞, 可用「隻」, 可用「個」, 可用「種」。而北漢語不用「隻」。
  「隻」字與「衹」字被簡化成同一字「只」。而粵語中, 「隻」「衹」二字不同形, 不同音, 不同義。慘被合併, 無淚無語。
  行文至此, 記起廣東鬼才狀元倫文敘所作之<<百鳥歸巢>>:天生一隻又一隻, 三四五六七八隻。鳳凰何少鳥何多, 啄盡人間千萬石…現實一貫如此, 奈何。

 

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